(Some cadences contain vulgar language. Please read with caution.)

There was a girl
called
Said no man
could lay her down.

Then over the hill
came perfect Pete
He was 50 pounds
of swingin' meat.

He lay Sally down
in the grass
And shoved his dick
up her ass.

Sally let out
a ripper fart
Blew Pete's balls
20 feet apart.

Over that hill
went Perfect Pete's
50 pounds
of damaged meat.