(Some cadences contain vulgar language. Please read with caution.)

Up in the morning, before day
I don't like it, no way
Eat my breakfast too damn soon
Hungry as hell by noon
Went to the mess sergeant on my knees
Said "mess SGT., mess SGT. feed me please"
Mess SGT. said with a big wide grin
"If you wanna be Waterborne, you gotta be thin"