(Some cadences contain vulgar language. Please read with caution.)

Had an old dog whose name was
wants to go to Scuba School
Bought him a tank and four little fins
And took him down where he got the bends

Same old dog whose name was
wants to go to Ranger School
Took him to the field, took away his chow
Put a little motivation in his bow-wow

Still got the dog whos name was
wants to go to Airborne School
Got him a chute, strapped it to his back
Now old stands tall, looks strac

That Airborne dog whose name was
Got his orders for Jungle School
Took him on down to Panama
And that's the last of I ever saw