(Some cadences contain vulgar language. Please read with caution.)

Two old ladies were lyin in bed.
One turned over to the other and said.
I wanna be an !
Live that life of blood and danger.
.
Blood and danger.

I wanna be a paramedic.
Pump that funky anesthetic.
Paramedic.
anesthetic.

I wanna be a mountain climber.
Climb those mountains higher and higher.
Mountain climber.
Higher and higher.

I wanna be a scuba diver.
Jump right in that muddy water.
Scuba diver.
Muddy water