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Old 12-07-2008, 10:54 AM
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Default A little reminder for those who appear to have forgotten.

In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
2004 - Spain Railway bombings.
a. Francisco Franco
b. the "gray" aliens from Area 51
c. Captain Kirk
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
2005 London Railway bombings
a. Winston Churchill
b. Queen Elizabeth
c. Monte Python
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
The list goes on, but you get the idea....don't you?

Oh, and don't forget the female suicide bombers, and all of the children that these "peace loving" people strap bombs onto. But of course, if you listen to the gutless blunders, barking-moonbats, and surrender-monkeys, it's all "our fault" because we "offended" them.
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Old 12-07-2008, 12:28 PM
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Is this satirical or do you actually want people to answer these questions?
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Is this satirical or do you actually want people to answer these questions?
Tim, the same inane format could have been targeted on the Irish Republican Army and a case made against the Pope, Roman Catholics or even other Christian Sects. I would advise you to stop responding to bait by those who live in multiple realities.
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Tim, the same inane format could have been targeted on the Irish Republican Army and a case made against the Pope, Roman Catholics or even other Christian Sects.
Oh really? Very well Captain Obliviot, I hereby challenge you to do EXACTLY that. Post your list of terrorist attacks against the United States and/or her interests, in the late 20th (post Vietnam) and 21st Centuries. perpetrated by the IRA, the Pope, Roman Catholics, and/or Christian Sects. It is to have an equal or greater number of attacks as the list I posted does.

You have 24 hours from the time of your posting to respond with your list or your failure to do so will be considered an admission that you are in fact the one living in multiple realities, and doing so with your cranium shoved so far up your fourth point of contact that you are suffering from hypoxia.

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I asked what I did because the original post seems more like an emotional rant than an introduction to a discussion or an informed post. I don't get "the idea" of why it was posted except for use as an outlet for negative feelings toward "Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40". If that's what it's there for, then fine...I'm just inquiring into the purpose behind the thread itself.
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I asked what I did because the original post seems more like an emotional rant than an introduction to a discussion or an informed post. I don't get "the idea" of why it was posted except for use as an outlet for negative feelings toward "Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40". If that's what it's there for, then fine...I'm just inquiring into the purpose behind the thread itself.
The "point" Tim was a "reality check" to remind those who seem to have forgotten exactly who the enemy is, and exactly why we are fighting them. With all of the "touchy-feely", let's not "offend" anyone sentiments that seem to be running rampant today, I simply thought that a bit of "perspective" might be in order.
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I don't get it, are you proposing a war on 17-40 year old males? You are really expanding your horizons.

I looked, I haven't seen where anyone on this forum has even suggested that the US is at fault or in any way deserved, brought on, or created the conditions for the terrorist attacks. What some of us have said is that we should understand our enemy, what created him, and how to best defeat him.
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I don't get it, are you proposing a war on 17-40 year old males? You are really expanding your horizons.

I looked, I haven't seen where anyone on this forum has even suggested that the US is at fault or in any way deserved, brought on, or created the conditions for the terrorist attacks.
Oh really, then why all the concern about "offending" them, and then possibly having some young troop heading out to the big sandbox and saying or doing something that might "offend" them there, leading to IED attacks? Unless I'm mistaken, wasn't that....YOU?

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What some of us have said is that we should understand our enemy, what created him, and how to best defeat him.
You want to understand them? Great, that's an easy one, understand that they're as crazy as a sh*thouse rat, and therefore you cannot deal with them like you would a rational person! What created him? Another easy one, The Quran, baking their brains in the desert their entire lives, living under a brutal dictatorship for a few generations, and no hope. How do you defeat him? Another easy one, by KILLING THEM! You do not negotiate with them, you do not "appease" them, you simply kill them, and tell whoever is left that if they don't want to end up dead, that the bullsh*t STOPS NOW. Pretty soon the general population will trip to the fact that if they don't want to get their house blown up, that they'd better be turning in anybody that even acts like they're going to do something stupid. How do you think Saddam was able to control them for so long? Because they all knew that if they messed with him that he would KILL them. That's all they've known for the past 40 or more years, and you can't expect them to go from there to acting like rational human beings over night. It's going to take a lot longer, probably a couple of generations before they really get the stuff into one bag, but in the mean time, they have got to know that somebody is really in charge, and that someone is not going to tolerate any garbage from them. It's unfortunate, but they're like children, and like children they're going to push the limits to see exactly how far Mommy and Daddy will let them go before they get their butts beaten. Well, by "playing well with others", all we've managed to do is tell them that they haven't reached that limit yet, so they kept on pushing.

When Fallujah went down, and they killed the Blackwater guys, we should have pulled all of our people back and flattened the entire damned town until not one single mud brick was sitting on top of another mud brick (and yes, I DO know how big it is). We failed to do that, and as a result they failed to get the message that we are NOT to be messed with, and it was that failure, among others, that has caused this War to continue as long as it has. By failing to send an unmistakable message that they did not want to play games with us, we in fact gave them permission to play games with us, and you know as well as I do what that monumental screw up has cost us.

Look, you guys have done one HELL of a job thus far, especially considering the fact that the hand-wringers in Washington damned near hamstrung you as badly as they did during Vietnam, and our part of the program is drawing to a close, so for your sake, and my grandsons sakes, I hope that the politicians don't screw it up like they did the last couple of times, and we end up having to go back again for round 3, because if we do, the only way it's going to end is by turning the place into a glass parking lot. The one thing though that will almost guarantee that we WILL have to go back is if everyone keeps bending over backward to "appease" them every time they feign "offense" because someone let them see the bottom of their boots, or ate a ham sandwich and drank a beer within a klick of them, or God forbid, made fun of the fact that they are in fact the biggest bunch of ass backward excuses for human beings on the face of the planet. It's long past time that they were dragged, kicking and screaming if necessary, at least into the 18th century (as Thomas Jefferson pointed out), because that 7th century mentality that they've got is only holding them, and us, back.
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